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Sunday, January 26th, 2014, 6:11pm (1 Comment)

I'm runnin dem chicks off

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Stupid Internet
-The Internet: I'm with stupid
Image By: Kevin Marks | Source
So uh... sometimes its fun to waste your time arguing on the internet with morons, right? I mean, we can all be dumb from time to time, but its really fun when someone goes off the deep end.

Anyway, I just had an interesting facebook argument that I thought you all might enjoy. What basically started out as an announcement by one friend that he'd like to hang out with someone, turned into some other douche asking for photos of boobs, which then turned into me poking innocent fun at said douche, which then led the douche to shit himself in public in the most magnificent way. [...]

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Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014, 8:00am

La La Land Talk on LA Talk Live - Good Times!

Categories: Journal | News

Aloha you dudes! I haven't said hellooooooo to you all in quite awhile, and for that I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you!

Earlier this month, I had the honor of being invited to talk and hang out with Brett Chapin and Dorothy Dillingham Blue on their show La La Land Talk (on La Talk Live).

Basically I got to come down, hang out for a bit before the show, and then enjoyed a full hour of talking on the air and playing a few songs for them. It was sweeeeeet, and so much fun! I'm pretty sure I made an audio recording of my own performances somewhere (I'll have to get back to you on that), but in the meantime, here's a copy of the entire episode, that they've posted to youtube: [...]

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013, 6:17am (1 Comment)

Sucking at Piano, I Don't Hate My Fans, You Don't Hate Me

Categories: Journal | Mouth Diarrhea

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YO peeps,

It's 6:15am and I should definitely be going to sleep instead of writing this. Yay me! I'm just in a ranty mood right now. Actually I'm in a ranty mood lately. I was hanging out with my mom after the gym last night, and at one point I realized I had been talking nonstop to her for like... an hour. I literally was talking and talking and talking about every fine minute detail of the most inconsequential things. Shit like... the statistical probability that someone would have a certain personality profile because they watched some stupid movie.

I think its because I've been working reallyyyy hard on some programs the last few months and I just crossed a major barrier where I can sort of relax, and not program, and so now I'm basically going insane...

Hey Fans ... I don't hate you

So yeah, I want to rant about something that happened a little while ago. Its not super bad but its kind of driving a nail through my brain right now. I received a friend request on facebook from a girl who seemed pretty nice. Wondering if she was a bot, or if maybe she had made a mistake by trying to befriend some random aging computer nerd on facebook, I asked if we knew each other from anywhere. [...]

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Sunday, November 3rd, 2013, 4:19am (2 Comments)

I Just Dropped In - Big Lebowski Cover

Categories: Journal | News

Hello you dudes! I know its been awhile since I've sent out a newsletter. If you don't remember me, we probably met briefly while I was holding an acoustic guitar somewhere, or perhaps you sent me some sort of instant message online and I replied by trashing your inbox with free Mp3s.


I recorded a new cover song a little bit ago. Its not much but I thought it'd be fun to do. Its the song "Just Dropped In" by Kenny Rogers, from the movie "The Big Lebowski". It's from the scene where Lebowski gets knocked out and has a hallucination/dream where he dances and struts up to grab a pair of bowling shoes from Saddam Hussein, then becomes a human bowling ball that looks up girls skirts haha. You know the one I'm talking about. [...]

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Sunday, November 3rd, 2013, 3:30am

Bobby Slayton Thinks I Hate Him

Categories: Stories

Microphone on Empty Stage
Image By: Terry Ross | Source
Well I'm up late, again, and my server has just crashed. While I wait I'd like to tell you a quick story.

I'm 99% sure Bobby Slayton thinks I hate him.

No, I didn't do it on purpose. Nor do I really think I'm important enough that he even remembers me anyway. But nonetheless I'm sure somewhere in the back of his head, Bobby Slayton thinks I hate him.

If you guys don't know who I'm talking about, Bobby Slayton is a comedian. He's made a name for himself as "The Pitbull of Comedy". His humor is really really crude, easy to mistake for racist or offensive, but the guy is hilarious. [...]

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013, 4:38pm (2 Comments)

Facebook Giraffe Riddle - I Call Shenigans!!!! (You are all wrong...)

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Giraffe Head
-Giraffa camelopardalis angolensis Lydekker, 1903

English: A bull Southern savannah giraffe close to Namutoni, Etosha, Namibia

*** Spoiler Alert ***

This blog contains spoilers for the facebook Giraffe riddle, so don't read unless you want to ruin it for yourself.

However, if you've already taken the challenge, and especially if you've failed and now have a photo of a Giraffe as your profile, you may proceed.

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I Call Shenanigans!!!

The fucking answer is NOT "your eyes"!!!

Its "the door" !!!!!

For the love of all that is holy.... if you or someone you know guessed "the door", but were told you were wrong and had to change your picture, change it back right now. Then go to your friend's page and post on their wall that you are calling Shenanigans, and that they should change their damn photo to a giraffe. If they don't believe you, you have my permission to link this blog. [...]

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Monday, October 21st, 2013, 9:44pm

Is it supposed to burn when you pee?

Categories: Stories

Surprised Woman at Statue
Dudes.... I woke up at 4am this morning due to falling asleep early on the couch. Then instead of going back to sleep, I just stayed up and worked on programs and bullshit. Then I never took a nap I promised myself.

So here I am at friggin 9:46pm so tired off my ass that I am literally losing my shit (figuratively speaking .. come on now).

Anyway, I haven't blogged lately so I want to tell you a short story.

A long time ago, I used to hang out with a group of friends. We went out drinking... a lot. And at one point we decided to hang out at this one bar in particular because it was a cowboy bar, and we heard cowgirl girls are nicer than LA girls. It was partially true. [...]

Saturday, August 3rd, 2013, 4:02am

My Friend From Riverside

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

-Freeway overpass
Image By: Hu Bar | Source
I'm having a weird night. I haven't gotten much done, other than fuck around online and learn the "proper" way to play a new cover song. Too bad I already recorded it the improper way haha.

I've been kind of bummed out the last couple days. I think it might have something to do with singing and playing a song called "I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over Your" over and over again on my guitar, and then accidentally finding a video online of someone who looked like an ex girlfriend. She was someone who got away. Another one of those times when I got scared and broke up too soon, and by the time I had the guts to admit I was wrong, she had already moved on. [...]

Sunday, July 21st, 2013, 9:03pm (2 Comments)

My Music is officially FREE :)

Categories: Journal | News

Happy Chihuahua
-Smiling happy Chihuahua! :)
Image By: Happy Cooper | Source
Hey you dudes!

It's official - I've made all my music free!!

As I wrote in my last blog, I've decided it's more important to me than anything else, that everyone has the chance to own a copy of my music - and not just one or a few freebie tracks - I mean all of it.

Too many times, I've had fans message me about only owning 1 or 2 songs because they couldn't afford more and didn't want to pirate my music. To me, that's a tragedy. That's enjoyment and good times lost because of money. Also I'm sure I've lost way too many potential fans when someone didn't listen at all because they couldn't afford to buy. [...]

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Wednesday, June 5th, 2013, 7:23pm (3 Comments)

Access BIOS on a Gateway NV76R Series Windows 8 Laptop

Categories: Tech / Nerdery

Computer Monkey
-Stuffed monkey on a computer
Image By: Blnguyen | Source
Yeah I admit, this is nerdier than my usual nerdy stuff.... but I was having trouble getting into the BIOS on my Gateway Laptop, apparently because Windows 8 or the manufacturer had the BIOS set up to be totally skipped.

The user manual / guide stated to push F1 or F2. Some forum users said one or the other should be pushed repeatedly. Others said to hold it down. One dude even said use a morse code SOS pattern.

Eventually I got in touch with tech support, and found a video that included working steps, but they had nothing to do with what I expected up until this point. I think I need to start learning Windows 8. [...]

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