You know what the problem is with this world? Everyone wants a magical solution to their problems, but no one wants to believe in magic :)

Mar 26th, 2012, 3:33am, Retweeted 48 times

Drunk & need a ride home tonight? AAA will tow u home free, even if ur not a member: http://t.co/8NYIviIr Retweet!

Jan 1st, 2012, 3:04am, Retweeted 43 times

Just found out today that Snooki hates the nickname Snooki, so she's going back to using her real name...Danny DeVito

Dec 20th, 2011, 8:37pm, Retweeted 40 times

"The problem with quotes on the internet is that many are not genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

May 3rd, 2011, 11:14pm, Retweeted 34 times

I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his new iPhone app to access his current location....

May 2nd, 2011, 5:02am, Retweeted 33 times

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it blowjob.

Jan 3rd, 2012, 8:37am, Retweeted 32 times

And after all, you're my wonderwall

Jan 29th, 2012, 4:21am, Retweeted 30 times

Kim Kardashian: "Casey Anthony not guilty? Im speechless!" Some1s reply: "So was Nicole Browns fam when ur dad got OJ off"

Jul 6th, 2011, 7:07pm, Retweeted 27 times

Sorry "Demi Lovato", but if u think women should only wait for calls, & men should make them, then you are dumb.

Mar 17th, 2012, 8:46pm, Retweeted 26 times

but if you never try, you'll never know just what you're worth

Feb 12th, 2012, 12:38pm, Retweeted 26 times

When you're lost, when you're alone, and you can't get back again, I will find you, and bring you home.

Dec 19th, 2011, 7:31am, Retweeted 25 times

Worst. Rapture. Evar.

May 22nd, 2011, 1:49am, Retweeted 25 times

Vagina and period jokes aren't funny, peeps. I'm bloody serious.

Apr 15th, 2012, 7:53am, Retweeted 24 times

I won't take a bullet for anyone cuz if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move

Dec 6th, 2011, 3:52am, Retweeted 23 times

We don't see the world as it is. We see the world as we are.

Jun 26th, 2011, 3:10pm, Retweeted 23 times

Sad to see you go, Amy Winehouse. I hope you're at peace now.

Jul 23rd, 2011, 11:15am, Retweeted 21 times

Almost all human beings want one thing, and that is to be loved.

Jan 21st, 2011, 5:40pm, Retweeted 21 times

WARNING: Standing in line at 4am to buy a phone just to show everyone else you're better than them may suggest otherwise.

Oct 14th, 2011, 3:58pm, Retweeted 20 times

Have a few drinks and you realize Harry Potter spells & Lawyer terminology don't sound very different.

Jul 16th, 2011, 4:24pm, Retweeted 20 times

K every1, pull out a $1. Now look at it. Hold it, feel it, smell it. How do u know it hasnt been in a strippers thong?

May 30th, 2011, 2:51pm, Retweeted 20 times

Hate 2 break this 2 some of u, but if ur together, happy, faithful, & stable, ur already better than married.

Apr 15th, 2012, 8:44pm, Retweeted 18 times

What's your favorite flavor? Mine is .... revenge...

Jan 10th, 2012, 2:22am, Retweeted 18 times

Do you ever just look at someone and go, "What the fucks wrong with you?"

Oct 28th, 2011, 1:38am, Retweeted 18 times

Everyone dies

Oct 5th, 2011, 4:53pm, Retweeted 18 times

OK Surprise Mp3 Giveaway!!!! Click here nowww ---> http://t.co/EbXfren and RT, thank you all! :)

Jun 24th, 2011, 4:14pm, Retweeted 18 times