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@khnicholson oh i do that too.... i make fun of everyone around me almost non-stop sometimes, yet in unintelligible ramblings

Oct 10th, 2010, 10:43pm

@khnicholson Started internally freaking out. "OMG where are my friends??? Am I even at the right bar???"

Oct 10th, 2010, 9:53pm

@khnicholson Once me and some buddies went into a bar, sat @ a table. I forgot I was with them and though I wandered onto a strange table.

Oct 10th, 2010, 9:53pm

@khnicholson I'm able to realize that physical contact is real, but I would forget that I knew you or where I was.

Oct 10th, 2010, 9:52pm

@NativeGirl_67 lawlawl we should make a remix

Oct 10th, 2010, 9:37pm

@khnicholson ... forget where I am, etc. Once I forgot how to pee. I just stood there.

Oct 10th, 2010, 9:37pm

@khnicholson I will literally think your voice is just a hallucination and ignore the shit out of you all night, make faces,

Oct 10th, 2010, 9:36pm

@khnicholson LOL nice. I'm fun on pot... too fun... so much that I never smoke it.

Oct 10th, 2010, 9:36pm

@_AngelNdisguisE OH good idea!

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:36pm

@PRLatin_Queen Ah yes, indeed.

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:26pm

@kelcel Sea weed testicles.

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:26pm

@_AngelNdisguisE I'm in the mood for pizza and root beer.

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:12pm

@ExcuseMyBooty_ I wonder what tinkerbell says when she has to be. "I have to Mmm" (me)

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:11pm

@PRLatin_Queen I'd like to go home one day and take a really stressful bath. Complicated soap regiment and shit.

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:10pm

@kammiekam That's funny because you were probably just whining about having to do homework.

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:10pm


Oct 10th, 2010, 8:09pm

@NativeGirl_67 Yes how dare you!

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:09pm


Oct 10th, 2010, 8:09pm

@khnicholson lol no but I've been about that drunk before. I once forgot my own name at a new year's party... for like 30 minutes.

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:09pm

@Paris_Green Woot!

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:08pm

@IslandSoapBox Don't you mean halloween haha

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:08pm


Oct 10th, 2010, 8:08pm

@jediaelsilva I don't understand your sentence but hello and whats up!

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:07pm

@iAmNelaii Thanks for following too!

Oct 10th, 2010, 8:06pm

Best drunk EVAR! http://ping.fm/NIANT

Oct 10th, 2010, 4:57pm




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