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Wednesday, November 6th, 2013, 6:17am (1 Comment)

Sucking at Piano, I Don't Hate My Fans, You Don't Hate Me

Categories: Journal | Mouth Diarrhea

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YO peeps,

It's 6:15am and I should definitely be going to sleep instead of writing this. Yay me! I'm just in a ranty mood right now. Actually I'm in a ranty mood lately. I was hanging out with my mom after the gym last night, and at one point I realized I had been talking nonstop to her for like... an hour. I literally was talking and talking and talking about every fine minute detail of the most inconsequential things. Shit like... the statistical probability that someone would have a certain personality profile because they watched some stupid movie.

I think its because I've been working reallyyyy hard on some programs the last few months and I just crossed a major barrier where I can sort of relax, and not program, and so now I'm basically going insane...

Hey Fans ... I don't hate you


So yeah, I want to rant about something that happened a little while ago. Its not super bad but its kind of driving a nail through my brain right now. I received a friend request on facebook from a girl who seemed pretty nice. Wondering if she was a bot, or if maybe she had made a mistake by trying to befriend some random aging computer nerd on facebook, I asked if we knew each other from anywhere. [...]

[Attached File: Mike Peralta - My Mind [Very Sad Piano Attempt].mp3]

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Tuesday, October 29th, 2013, 4:38pm (2 Comments)

Facebook Giraffe Riddle - I Call Shenigans!!!! (You are all wrong...)

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Giraffe Head
-Giraffa camelopardalis angolensis Lydekker, 1903

English: A bull Southern savannah giraffe close to Namutoni, Etosha, Namibia

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This blog contains spoilers for the facebook Giraffe riddle, so don't read unless you want to ruin it for yourself.

However, if you've already taken the challenge, and especially if you've failed and now have a photo of a Giraffe as your profile, you may proceed.

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I Call Shenanigans!!!


The fucking answer is NOT "your eyes"!!!

Its "the door" !!!!!

For the love of all that is holy.... if you or someone you know guessed "the door", but were told you were wrong and had to change your picture, change it back right now. Then go to your friend's page and post on their wall that you are calling Shenanigans, and that they should change their damn photo to a giraffe. If they don't believe you, you have my permission to link this blog. [...]

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Saturday, August 3rd, 2013, 4:02am

My Friend From Riverside

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea


-Freeway overpass
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Image By: Hu Bar | Source
I'm having a weird night. I haven't gotten much done, other than fuck around online and learn the "proper" way to play a new cover song. Too bad I already recorded it the improper way haha.

I've been kind of bummed out the last couple days. I think it might have something to do with singing and playing a song called "I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over Your" over and over again on my guitar, and then accidentally finding a video online of someone who looked like an ex girlfriend. She was someone who got away. Another one of those times when I got scared and broke up too soon, and by the time I had the guts to admit I was wrong, she had already moved on. [...]



Wednesday, May 8th, 2013, 8:25am

Hating on Psychic Sylvia Browne

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Psychic Crime Buster Drawing
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Image By: Mike Licht | Source
Yo dudes

I just caught the story about "Amanda Berry", a girl kidnapped for 10 years who was finally rescued recently (link). Its really nice to see someone stay alive so long and finally get fee, yet at the same time sucks that they were even kidnapped in the first place.

Then there's someone called "Sylvia Browne" (website) who apparently is a self proclaimed psychic, who regularly appears (or appeared, I'm not sure) on the Montel Williams show to give psychic advice and readings to people. [...]



Thursday, April 25th, 2013, 5:21am

My Typical "Lazy" Day

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Chimpanzee Sitting and Eating
-Yep
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Image By: Ikiwaner | Source
Hey peeps!

So I'm basically just sitting here, feeling completely useless as usual, when it dawned on me - I'm a busy guy. Well I guess we already knew that. The point is that I often feel like I'm not getting very much done, despite feeling short on time all day long.

My friend showed me an article about some new syndrome, roughly called "Busy Lifestyle Syndrome", which apparently makes you feel forgetful. Well hey... I'm really forgetful. lol.

Okay anyway, I thought it might be fun to list the things I've done today, just for the sake of my own posterity. Keep in mind that today is one of those days I feel I've gotten nothing done. [...]



Wednesday, April 24th, 2013, 7:57pm (1 Comment)

Fuck you to Hell, Family

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Empty Movie Theater
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I haven't written a blog in awhile, so I'm just here to complain today.

I really want to see the movie Oblivion with Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman, and my first thought was "Oh I'll ask my family to go. They all sounded interested in that one Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyy". This sounded like a good plan inside my head.

Then it occurred me, what usually happens:
  • Phase 1 - The family makes plans to see some movie together
  • Phase 2 - Mikey gets really really excited about alllllll the fun we're about to have
  • Phase 3 - Three days later, while hanging out or having food together or something, my sister and/or brother in law inform me something to the effect of "Oh yeah, sorry. We were bored last night so we went and saw it by ourselves"
  • Phase 4 - Mikey never ends up seeing the movie until its out on mother fucking DVD
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Monday, April 1st, 2013, 8:21pm

Walking Dead - Season 3 Finale - A Hero's Death? (My Rant, Spoiler Alert)

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Zombie Head
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SPOILER ALERT!!!


Yo dudes... I'm gonna rant about Walking Dead, so don't read on until you're caught up!



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Andrea: A Hero's Death!?!?!


What the damn hell!!! The talk show that always comes on after Walking Dead ("The Talking Dead") just said that Andrea died a "Hero's Death". Really!? All she did was fucking shoot herself so she wouldn't turn into a zombie! That's a somewhat more noble way to die, but a hero? Is this that bullshit where society calls anyone with difficult circumstances a hero? lol... Seriously, think about it: [...]



Saturday, February 23rd, 2013, 4:44am (1 Comment)

Socialized Services are Not Communism

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

United States of America - Flag
-Flag hanging off a wall
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YO Dudes,

I try not to get too political on here, but alas, I'm up at 4:44am again, in between projects and waiting for a stupid backup job to complete. I guess I can either start working on another project and stay up to 7am, or write this blog and go to bed in a few minutes.

So anyway, if you know me, you know that my political side leans a little to the left. Sometimes very hard to the left. I try to take a step back and observe that both parties can be stupid and evil, and that all politicians have their own agenda. Still, its sometimes hard to stay neutral when a conservative says something agitating, like for instance "corporations are people", which is obviously just a ploy to use corporate money to skew our country away from what real people, really want. [...]

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Friday, January 25th, 2013, 12:58am

Tumblr Test

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Damn You, Shea
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Well I guess this is just a test to see if my posts will all start syndicating to tumblr now. Hopefully this works... boyeeeeee [...]



Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013, 4:54pm

I just had the strangest dream...

Categories: Mouth Diarrhea

Surreal View
-Surreal view of mountain landscape
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Image By: Keflavich | Source
I just had the strangest dream. I had been working/thinking about music for awhile today, then took a quick catnap to recharge.

In the dream, I was at a get together at someone's house. I didn't know anyone, so I started to wander around, and decided to check out the front yard. There were several people sitting in lawn chairs on the driveway and the grass, talking over coolers and drinks and food. I made my way towards some of them and as I approached, I heard them talking about my music. [...]


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