HOLY shartballs, is it seriously 2013 already?!? Sometimes I still feel like I need to write 1996 on my checks. Oh wait I haven't written a check since 1996.. maybe that's why.
Anyway, I hope you guys all had a great Christmas, Hanukkah, Holidays, whatever, and your New Year's Eve was spectacular and memorable. If any of you received an iTunes card, I fully expect you to buy my album 4 times over, of course.
Anyway... I like saying anyway, don't I?
Anyway, I haven't done this in a couple years, so I thought it would be fun to read off some of the search terms people have used to find my website. If you didn't read the last time I blogged about this, basically I have stats that show me lots of details and stuff about the visitors to this website, and one of the things I can see is what people were searching for when they first arrived here. Most often its just something obvious, like my name or one of my song titles, but every once in awhile someone will search for something totally ridiculous, and end up right here!
SO, without further ado, here are the top strangest search terms that brought people to MikePeralta.com:
- captain picard middle finger
- ghost hunters sucks
- i miss being drunk
- bukkake smiley
- lightning on face
- synchro swimmer ear infection
- i hate my ugly suck face
- people that say guess what and expect me to guess. i hate them
- i will eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... oh, and some gum!
- @tonybennet twitter
- blueberry bread with mike
- deep dicking movie quote
- does amy have syphilis
- farting yourself to sleep
- fuck instagram
- girl friend analytics
- have fun farting
- mike peralta bj's
- naked workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
- nathan explosion keep up the great work
- omg he's naked lou ferrigno
- sarah silverman holocaust diarrhea
- snakes on a plane i'm too old for this shit
- stick cell phone in ass sticker
- the awkward moment when the sentence does not end how the way you think it blowjob
- trek that ass
- twitter winebotwhore
- your grey hair got you in a rocking chair
- yummy mini meals
- zombie testicles soundcloud
LOLOLOL and there you have it. I am literally laughing out loud as I type this. That last one caught me by surprise, too. There were a few great ones in there, and even a few I had to censor because they were totally pornographic, lol. Anyway, I hope you guys had as much fun reading this as I did.
Sidenote: Did you know that search engines will also pick up on your comments
at the bottom of this post? That means you can make a comment with something totally ridiculous, and it will cause people to come to this very blog, just because of you! Plus it might be fun to be able to search for "Lobster Vagina" and show your friends that google takes you to my music... haha.