Mike: "I'm not sure, but I think I might have stunk up my class today"
Person: "What, like with your attitude?"
Mike: "No, I mean with stench. I wasn't sure if I stunk or not."
Person: "Ah yes, thats always a hard question"
Mike: "Yeah, see the thing is, you usually can't smell yourself, so you never really can tell whether or not you stink. So I just go by simple questions that I ask myself.... Like 'Did I take a shower today?' ... And the answer was no. Then I asked, 'Did I take a shower yesterday?', and the answer was again no."
Person: "I see, maybe you should take a shower"
Mike: "Maybe I should take a long, long shower."