Mike's Mom: "... a 'fart gone wrong' ?? What the hell is that?"
Mike: "Well, a 'fart gone right' is where you fart and the smell hurts everyone BUT you..."
Mike's Mom: ".. ok?"
Mike: "So then naturally a 'fart gone wrong' is one that hurts everyone including you. Technically speaking, of course"
Mike's Mom: "alright got it"