Mike's Mom: "... a 'fart gone wrong' ?? What the hell is that?"

Mike: "Well, a 'fart gone right' is where you fart and the smell hurts everyone BUT you..."

Mike's Mom: ".. ok?"

Mike: "So then naturally a 'fart gone wrong' is one that hurts everyone including you. Technically speaking, of course"

Mike's Mom: "alright got it"

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