As an adult I'm not supposed to go on slides, so when I get to the top of one I have to act like I got there by accident. "How the hell'd I get up here god damn it! .. Oh well, I guess I'd better slide down... Weeeeeeeee" ... Thats how you express joy, by referring to yourself and some other people.

~Mitch Hedberg

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